I haven’t written with the regularity I had aspired to. It’s not for lack of material at all, either. I have stories upon stories, some half written, some in my head, some man-centered, some decidedly not. OBVIOUSLY the way to grow/build is to be consistent. Pick a writing/posting schedule and stick with it! Sticking with … Continue reading
Category Archives: Life
what is the penis up to?
I really thought this would end up being a monthly sort of column, but OF COURSE some man has already gone and got crazy and my only option is to write about it. I really enjoy frequenting this local wine store. It’s a small business and they have wine tastings and food trucks and its … Continue reading
what is the penis up to?
a “friend” gave me that title (he’s great but we’re not really friends in the traditional sense, if you’re picking up what i’m putting down) and suggested i have a column about my experiences with the mens so i think i’ll run with it. it probably won’t be a terribly regular thing, as i’m not … Continue reading
that time i went to occupy wall st.
November 2011 was my first time in NYC. Well, that’s a lie. In the early aughts I spent the day running around the city with a friend. Which is a whole other story… Anyway, my birthday that year felt particularly significant, numerologically speaking (32 on 11-11), so I took myself on a long overdue vacation … Continue reading
apparently, it’s my “tone”
I’ve had A LOT of people say this to me recently. I both appreciate it and want to say fuck you to people that point it out. Who knew that SUDDENLY it’s not what you say, but how you say it? Perhaps I should pay more attention to idioms… I think people misinterpret my tone. … Continue reading
And the restlessness begins…
it’s been so long since i last wrote! not really much has changed. i still work at the non-profit (help me jesus) and i’m still living in silver lake. everything is fine and dandy. if by fine and dandy one means really kind of hating your life right now and not seeing a way to … Continue reading
a new mindset will set you right
i’ve decided that i’m excited to date. i’m excited to get out there and meet new men and learn about them and about life and myself. because that is what is about. for christ sake. i want love. i want to love. and to know that i have to put myself out there. i’ve been … Continue reading
Why MacArthur Park could lead you to suicide…
MacArthur Park is a DUMP. It really does pain me to say things like that because it has so much character and potential but ew, ew, ew!!! Anyway, picture it-Friday Nov. 5th, 2010. I’m doing my damnedest to get out of this neighborhood as fast as possible, when some man says the most ridiculous thing … Continue reading
jobs are unfortunate things
it’s been awhile! things have been puff, puffing along in my little world. working, drinking, smoking, trying not to quit my job, rinse and repeat. i haven’t been so good about documenting the crazy shit that happens to me, but i’m going to make a promise to myself that that is to be my number … Continue reading
screw you and your electronic gadgets
7/16/2010 what is this kindle phenomenon? i’ve seen a few people on the train now and i kind of want to laugh and/or throw things. thanks for putting the publishing business, out! real people have lost jobs you slave to technology! the robots have won! (was that too much? did i lose you?) while i … Continue reading